Naomi Campbell sweeps up at NYC Sanitation garage. European reporter says because the stilettoed trashin’ista dates German millionaires, the story’s “as important to Germans as the death of Anna Nicole." Miss Pleasure Pie’s opinion of Germans nosedives to near Hasselhoff levels. Closely followed by her opinion of Naomi Campbell.

And millionaires.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's enough i'm puzzled over on this one that i won't bog things down by asking who Naomi Campbell is (unless my ignorance of that fact is the very source of my puzzlement).

-Does she really have a gig sweeping up at a NYC sanitation place or is that UES Codetalk for something?
I mean, SOMEBODY'S gotta do it, i guess, but i wouldn't think they'd dress like that to do it. (wasn't that long ago that i first heard about guys who clean out your chimney wearing tuxedoes, though, so wtf do i know)

-When, upon getting down to business with this, my comment, i found it necessary to go back and read your orginal blogging but was informed that that would require a little more commitment than i was ready for....

well, i woulda but i hear sounds that make me think i'm having a plumbing emergency, so i'd better take a look.....

Keep up the good work and i may get back to you with whatever i started out to say.

Dr. Hewmann

Miss P-Pie said...

Naomi Campbell is a one-woman maid bruising machine, fond of hurling personal electronics at the help when they can't locate her favorite jeans. I mostly know her for being the pretty-on-the-outside poster child, and for being the ex of Adam Clayton. I imagine Robert DeNiro's hit it a time or two, as well.

Don't worry your pretty little head about who they are.

No, she's not been hired on at the Sanitation Department, but was working out a sentence for one of the aforementioned domestic battery incidents. And now that she's completed her stint, her damage control team is at warp speed, plastering infotainment media with photos of Ms. Campbell hugging dirtyish children, adopting mixed-breed puppies, and wet-nursing orphaned bunnies.

I fully support her newfound self-awareness, anger management counseling, and general fluffy wuffy oodgie boodgie snookums. My money, however, is on a return to the sanitation depot.