The Birds and the Beeswax

Uncle Bill comes home drunk and talks sex with his wee wards. Sissy’s relieved to learn that “babies come from love,” not from porking frat boys for meth money. Then Mr. French flirts mercilessly with his Brandoesque employer, who cruelly disregards his advances. (This keeps houseboys submissive and willing. That Uncle Bill is one smart broham.)

Ten bucks if you can spot where French is wanking.

I’ve watched this video nearly every day since December. Some people smoke. Or bite their nails. I watch middle-aged men in suits explaining the non-cabbage version of sex to ill-fated little children.

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You watch a Family Affair video on youtube in place of smoking and biting your fingernails? That does not make sense.

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