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Anonymous said...

Paging BBABE. You are being discussed again at DIM. We miss you! Our friend is over there playing "the pot calling the kettle crazy" and it's fun to watch. Hurry back!

Anonymous said...

Ms. P,
With all due respect to Anonymous, i don't see what any discussion regarding some "BBABE" at DIM has to do with Pleasure, Pie or Music and i'll hope you aren't tempted to tune in.

In case you weren't aware, this "DIM" is a black hole identified by the NASA people a decade or so ago and has proved to be a sucking vortex of the human spirit.

The thought of the delightful Ms P's soul being soiled in such a dark and cold environment makes me want to go shoot my dog.

I know to each his/her own and it's your blog and all that but i'm, as they say, just sayin'.

Miss P-Pie said...

Alright, Kids. Don't make me pull this car over.

Sorry, anonymous, but that's not my idea of fun. I love my Dim pals, but we manage to get on quite well without the hateful stuff, so I'd just as soon not have it dragged over here to my eat-horny-happy place, if you don't mind. If I get a hankerin', I know the address.

I’ve just spent half the day frantically trying to find out whether my niece and nephew at Virginia Tech are okay, and the other half making sure family members were made aware. You're sweet(I'm guessing), but you caught me having a bad day.

Hope you understand. I only ask that you not track up my carpets with that stuff. The welcome mat is out. But please use it.

Miss P-Pie said...

And thanks for the Astronomy lesson, Dr. Hewmann. You don't have to worry about me tuning in. I'm not so starry-eyed as you might think.

~ Ms. Pleasure Pie

Anonymous said...

*stares at shoes and mumbles*:

I'm sorry, Ms P and Anonymous, if i was a drag or sounded militant in any way. I was mostly attempting to be humorous and the Seriousness Factor of my comment wasn't very high.

In a similar vein, i've just blogged a rough draft of a rant on Shopsin's.
I'm sure that What'shisname Shopsin is a fine guy but, never having experienced any of his more endearing qualities first hand, well...i just find him kind of annoying.

I have no doubt that he would find me similarly, doubtlessly for similar reasons.

I extend my most profound and sincere apologies to anyone to whom anybody thinks i should extend them to.

Profoundly sincerely,

Dr. Hewmann

Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT!

I hate to be a drag, Ms P, but this could be actionable.

Do you have any way of making it say *I* said the above instead of Anonomous?
Damn.
He/she is undoubtedly gonna wanta kick my ass and i don't blame he/her.

Boy, talk about a fo' pah.
If you can fix that, i'd sure appreciate it and i promise i won't be carrying on any more on your blog.

Blog on, babe!

Miss P-Pie said...

I think you’ve smoothed this one over just fine, Dr. H. But dissing Kenny Shopsin? Them’s figh’in words.