Wanna have your sweet nothings printed onto personalized M&Ms for your Valentine? Order before 1/31/07 and get a free bonus bag of the customized sugar buttons (use promo code VDAYFREE6). With or without the bonus bag offer, their minimum order is four 7-ounce bags at twelve bucks a pop, so either make sure your V-Day target's a big eater, or tone down your text so the goodies'll be suitable for your alternate Valentines. Grannies, momses, Jon Stewart, etc.
Another reason to lighten your love letters. The fine folks at M&Ms allowed the above-pictured "eat-horny" declaration, but a request for "eat me" was rejected, earning me the following scolding:
Sorry we cannot print potentially offensive or inappropriate messages. Please enter a different message or call 1-888-696-6788 for further assistance.
This is what I want for Valentines Day. Recordings of those incoming calls.
3 comments:
Great blogging! (i think). I'll have to get back to you with my comments.
Right now, i gotta go start me a blog.
A good read. I am thinking that I may send a request to the folks at Hostess for a custom squiggled message on top of a pair of their cupcakes. Maybe something with meaning that can be taken differently when seperated.
I'm all over this.
Thanks, Dr. H. I’ve been a blogger for some 30 hours now, and would be happy to share my extensive experience with you. The ups. The downs. The seeming inability to create paragraph breaks…
And Mr. Brian, thanks for reading. But I’d be careful about sending intimate messages via commercially packaged snack cakes, if I were you.
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